Merry Christmas

Roadkill General 4 Comments

I made myself a snowman, as perfect as can be. I thought I’d keep him as a pet, so I let him sleep with me. I made him some pyjamas, and a pillow for his head. But last night he vanished, and pissed the f*cking bed! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!

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The Divorce Letters

Roadkill General 5 Comments

A wife comes home to find the following letter waiting for her… She composes the following reply to her husband… I am sure there is a moral in the tail somewhere!

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